Juice It Up’s secret menu is extra juicy-licious with none of the juicing hassle. And you don’t have to worry about staining your matching Juicy Couture tracksuit. Thank. You. Very. Much.
Also, why spend precious time juicing when you could be using that time to catch up on Grace &
Frankie? I think you’re receiving my very important point, first worlders.
And if you needed another reason to try Juice It Up, if you haven’t already, it makes eating healthy foods delicious with their sweet, fruity drinks. Come here, Vitamin C, D, and E.
And finally, as a thank you for your patronage, you can join the Smooth eClub to receive special discounts, coupons and other promotions from Juice It Up.
I believe that’s enough reasons to convince anyone to try these secrets.
Full List of Juice It Up’s Secret Menu
Alice in Wonderland
Blended apple, peach, raspberry, watermelon, and pineapple juices, pineapple sorbet, peaches, mangoes, and pineapple fruit pieces
In the words of Lewis Carroll, “Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast,” and I believe this drink is impossibly delicious.
Are you now, “curiouser and curiouser!” to try even more on the menu?
- Price: Varies by location
- Where is it Available: All locations
- How to Order: It’s best to have the ingredient list with you
Aloha Mango
Blended peach juice, pineapple sherbet, and mangoes
I need a vacation from trans fats, GMOs, saturates, hydrogenated oils, and my ex-boyfriend. Aloha to a healthy “me” break.
Does this come with a lei and Joe Manganiello? That would be super groovy.
- Price: Varies by location
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- How to Order: It’s best to have the ingredient list with you
Banana Playhouse
Blended apple juice, nonfat milk, yogurt, blueberries, and bananas
Thanks to Gwen Stefani I now can confidently spell the name of this drink without adding any extra “Ns.” How does she make it so cool?
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- How to Order: It’s best to have the ingredient list with you
Berry Bliss
Blended apple, cranberry, and raspberry juices, orange and raspberry sherbets, raspberries, blueberries, and bananas
I will blissfully sip this secret smoothie and ponder the conundrum of whether or not to share it with my lovey.
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- How to Order: It’s best to have the ingredient list with you
Blueberry Lemon Drop
Blended lemonade, yogurt, pineapple sherbet, and blueberries
This sounds like the perfect boy band name, as well as the perfect smoothie. Do I have some branding ideas going on here?
You’re welcome.
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- How to Order: It’s best to have the ingredient list with you
Can’t Touch This
Blended cranberry, mango, and peach juices, lime sherbet, strawberries, peaches, and mangoes
I’ve got my MC Hammer pants on and am ready for some Hammer time.
Yo, word to your mother.
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- How to Order: It’s best to have the ingredient list with you
Brinley Breeze
Blended watermelon juice, yogurt, orange sherbet, strawberries, and pineapples
Juice It Up is all about the alliteration and, I don’t know about you, but these catchy beverage titles make me want to buy a Brinley Breeze and binge drink this beverage.
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- How to Order: It’s best to have the ingredient list with you
Chocolate Banana
Blended nonfat milk, apple juice, yogurt, chocolate, and bananas
What’s a better combination than chocolate and bananas? I can’t tell you.
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- How to Order: It’s best to have the ingredient list with you
Double Orange
Blended orange juice, soy milk, yogurt, and orange sherbet
They are not messing around. Juice It Up only offers DOUBLE orange – no single orange. Orange you glad I didn’t make a stupid joke here?
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- How to Order: It’s best to have the ingredient list with you
Hawaiian Blend
Blended apple, peach, and mango juices, yogurt, orange sherbet, mangoes, peaches, and bananas
This is no Hawaiian Punch, yo. This is the real deal.
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- How to Order: It’s best to have the ingredient list with you
Paradise Punch
Blended pineapple juice, yogurt, orange sherbet, and strawberries
This super creamy treat sounds so decadent that you’ll find yourself on TripAdvisor, because you truly believe you have been to paradise.
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- How to Order: It’s best to have the ingredient list with you
Pink Nerd
Blended apple, peach, pineapple, mango, and strawberry juices, yogurt, peaches, pineapples and mangoes
“If I’m going to be a nerd, make it a pink one,” said me.
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- How to Order: It’s best to have the ingredient list with you
Rainbow Punch
Blended apple, pineapple, and strawberry juices, orange and raspberry sherbet, strawberries and pineapples
If only Rainbow Brite would have been Rainbow Punch, it might have been more interesting. Alas, I’ll cheers to the thought with this Rainbow Punch.
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- How to Order: It’s best to have the ingredient list with you
Raspberry Passion
Blended raspberry juice, yogurt, orange sherbet, strawberries, and peaches
Ah, nostalgia. I’m reminiscing over my favorite stories, Passions. The cheesier, the better.
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- How to Order: It’s best to have the ingredient list with you
Rosy Pink
Blended watermelon and apple juices, yogurt, raspberry sherbet, and strawberries
Ode to blushing brides. This drink is for you. Just don’t drink it in your white dress.
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- How to Order: It’s best to have the ingredient list with you
Starburst
Blended lemonade, yogurt, raspberry sherbet, and strawberries
How did they know pink was my favorite Starburst? I will forever love this drink.
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- How to Order: It’s best to have the ingredient list with you
Strawberry Pine
Blended strawberry and pineapple juices, yogurt, orange sherbet, strawberries and pineapples
Honey, please don’t confuse this flavor for that of our foresty friend. The pine is for pineapple, which is much more refreshing and tasty than Pine-Sol.
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- How to Order: It’s best to have the ingredient list with you
Sour Gummy Worm
Blended lemonade, cranberry juice, raspberry lime sherbet, strawberries, peaches, and pineapples
Ooh this makes my cheeks pucker just thinking about this sour deliciousness.
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- How to Order: It’s best to have the ingredient list with you
Sour Skittle
Blended lemonade, pineapple juice, lime sherbet, peaches, pineapples, and mangoes
I think Juice It Up is onto something, naming many of its healthy smoothies after popular fruit candies. Way to trick me into eating healthy.
Juice it Up:1
Me: 0
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- How to Order: It’s best to have the ingredient list with you
Tango Marango
Blended passion, mango, and pineapple juices, orange pineapple sherbet, mangoes, and pineapples
You can only order this if you have a rose clenched between your teeth. It’s rumored that when you do, the music starts up and the staff will perform the Tango for you. It’s just a rumor, though…
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- How to Order: It’s best to have the ingredient list with you
Tropical Twist
Blended mango and pineapple juices, yogurt, orange sherbet, pineapples, mangoes, and strawberries
I’m going to twist and shout with this smoothie. I just wish I was in the tropics doing it.
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- How to Order: It’s best to have the ingredient list with you
Tutti Fruity
Blended watermelon, peach,and passion juices, raspberry and pineapple sherbet, mangoes, and strawberries
If you can’t make up your mind which fruit flavor to go with, then don’t. Order this “everything” juice drink, for all the fruity flavors.
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- How to Order: It’s best to have the ingredient list with you
Yummy Gummy
Blended strawberry, mango, pineapple, peach, and raspberry juices, raspberry sherbet, peaches, and pineapples
Ok Juice It Up, you’ve got me with the rhyming scheme. Let’s put some Yummy Gummy in my tummy.
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- How to Order: It’s best to have the ingredient list with you
Sleeping Beauty
Blended orange, pineapple, and raspberry juices, pineapple sherbet, raspberries, mangoes, and pineapples
I feel like Maleficent is often overlooked because of this princess. She’s not that interesting. All she does is sleep, people!
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- How to Order: It’s best to have the ingredient list with you
Enjoy Juice It Up’s Secret Menu
Juice It Up’s raw juice bar has something for everyone. You can choose from its juices, fusions, smoothies and bowls to satisfy whatever kind of hunger attack you’re having.
Now that you’ve unlocked Pandora’s alliterate, rhyming smoothies, there’s no turning back from trying all of this delicious-ness.