Ike’s Place’s secret menu is not so secretly extensive. If they have whatever it is you’re craving, and it can fit between two slices of bread, they seem to be game to create it.
These sandwich artists are the real deal. If Kanye West can visualize sounds, then Ike’s Place staff can emotionally feel sandwiches. And if you don’t know what I’m talking about, then you need to watch more Ellen. Moving along…
Just for starters, imagine ordering Ike’s looming sandwich, the Doomsday from their regular, un-secretive menu. It comes complete with bacon, extra Pepper Jack, habanero salsa, ham, mozzarella sticks, pastrami, roast beef, salami, stuffed jalapeno poppers, turkey … and a partridge in a pear tree.
You get the picture. Ike’s does not play around, folks. If this is what they do out in the open, I can’t wait to delve into its decadent secrets.
When Ike’s first opened there were 46 sandwiches on the menu. But now, there are currently a whopping 400 secret sandwich options to please your palate. Whaty-what?!?
Full List of Ike’s Place Secret Menu
I’d like to begin with a small disclaimer that not all secret menu items are available everywhere, but the Castro location makes the majority of them, if you are serious about unlocking all of San Fran’s secrets.
Additionally, I want to provide you with a helpful tip. Place your order online if you don’t want to stand in line all day, and then take your sandwich to a nearby park for optimal pleasure. Let’s begin the foodie tour.
Jeries’ BIG MEAT Sandwich
Roast beef, turkey, salami, pastrami, ham, and Pepper Jack cheese
Move over, SATC. If you’re hungry for a taste of New York and you’re having Pastrami withdrawals, this is the fix for you. It’s loaded with quality pastrami with would even make Frank Sinatra sing New York, New York while eating this big meat sandwich
- Price: $9.99
- Where is it Available: Available at most locations
- How to Order: Order by name
Paradise Found
Ham, pineapple, marinara, and Provolone cheese
Hawaii, here I come. My stomach awaits your restorative waters and sweet, sweet nectar of pineapples on my sandwich, of course. Get in my belly! Wait, am I still in CA?
- Price: $7.97
- Where is it Available: Limited locations
- How to Order: Order by name
Will the Thrill
Louisiana hot link, dirty sauce, and Pepper Jack cheese
Aaaay-eeee, cher. This Louisianian recommends this spicy treat. It makes you want to slap ya’ mamma, but please don’t. That’s not good manners.
- Price: $8.98
- Where is it Available: Limited locations
- How to Order: Order by name
The Chris Jericho
Steak, teriyaki, and cheddar cheese
Sometimes you just need something simple to satisfy your taste buds. I’m feeling you.
If this is the case, this sandwich will meet your basic hunger needs, kind of like a SnickersⓇ bar, but better – much better!
- Price: $9.99
- Where is it Available: Available at most locations
- How to Order: Order by name
Jack Skellington
Thinly-sliced rib eye steak, steak sauce, mushrooms, and cheddar cheese.
This is a dope name and an even cooler sub, yo.
- Price: $11.11
- Where is it Available: Available at most locations
- How to Order: Order by name
Harbocalypse
Fried chicken, sweet chili glaze, bacon, avocado, and pepper Jack cheese.
Now this is what I call a sandwich. You’ve got your Southern fried goodness, your Asian sauce fix, and some melty peppery cheese, all in one scrumptious bite. My mouth was hungry for the “every kind of food” and now it’s happy with this perfect bite.
- Price: $13.31
- Where is it Available: Limited locations
- How to Order: Order by name
Mr. Sanderson
Bacon, mozzarella sticks, and avocado.
This is not the Mr. Sanderson from Sanderson Chickens. This Mr. Sanderson is a much more eco-friendly, non-meat eating kind of man. This sandwich has no murder meat, my vegetarian friend, so go ahead and dine guilt-free.
Be warned, there is no lack of flavor in this yummy snackwich.
- Price: $11.11
- Where is it Available: Available at most locations
- How to Order: Order by name
Christina & Umair Go To Ike’s Place
Turkey, ham, salami, bacon, Italian dressing, avocado, and Provolone cheese.
Who are Christina and Umair and how do they become my friends, because they sure do have superior tastes in creative sandwiches? #Future#BFFs
- Price: $9.99
- Where is it Available: Available at most locations
- How to Order: Order by name
Robert Louis Stevenson
Turkey, bacon, red pepper pesto, and Havarti cheese.
Nothing makes my mouth water more than creamy, melty Havarti cheese, except maybe MORE cheese.
- Price: Not available
- Where is it Available: Monterey Exclusive
- How to Order: Order by name
Jon Lum
Steak, bacon, onion rings, and cheddar cheese.
If breakfast meets lunch, you normally have brunch, but at Ike’s Place, you get the Jon Lum, or should I say the Jon Yum?
- Price: $11.11
- Where is it Available: Available at most locations
- How to Order: Order by name
Bad Santa
Chicken-fried steak, marinara, pesto, and Provolone cheese.
So for this sandwich, I am pretty sure they were just running out of names, and drew movie titles from a hat. It’s a good reminder to pair your creative sandwich with an equally clever movie.
- Price: $11.11
- Where is it Available: Available at most locations
- How to Order: Order by name
Legend of Zelda
All-beef meatballs, marinara, and crispy fried zucchini.
This is an entire meal combined into one, easily hand-held sandwich, so you can more easily eat while you play your high-fantasy video game, you gamers. Wow now I suddenly have a hankering to watch Silicon Valley.
- Price: $11.11
- Where is it Available: Available at most locations
- How to Order: Order by name
Super Man
Roast beef, pastrami, turkey, ham, salami, bacon, avocado, and Pepper Jack cheese.
Holy guacamole! Or, er, avocado, this is super loaded for any super man OR super woman. Equal opportunists here, thanks.
- Price: $19.91
- Where is it Available: Available at most locations
- How to Order: Order by name
Get Over It
Halal chicken, mozzarella sticks, honey mustard, and avocado.
Holla! I just can’t get over the fact that you can get fried cheese on your sandwiches. All my dreams have come true.
Where was this idea when my mom was packing my lunches?
- Price: $9.99
- Where is it Available: Available at most locations
- How to Order: Order by name
Dirty Ernie
All-beef meatballs, Ike’s red pesto, ranch dressing, and Pepper Jack cheese.
Meghan Trainor may be all about that base, but I am all about that sauce, and this is the sandwich for me.
Listen here fellow sauce lovahs. This is no ordinary meatball sub. This is extra sassy saucy.
You’ve been fairly warned, white shirt wearer.
- Price: $9.99
- Where is it Available: Available at most locations
- How to Order: Order by name
Big LEE-Bowski
All-beef meatballs, bacon, mozzarella sticks, ranch dressing, red pesto, and habanero salsa.
Please for the love of God, don’t drop this one on your rug or you’re in for a wild movie thriller ride. Shout out to my movie buffs.
If you don’t understand this reference, go watch this movie RIGHT now.
- Price: $14.41
- Where is it Available: Available at most locations
- How to Order: Order by name
King Hippo
Ham, stuffed jalapeño poppers, bacon, and American cheese.
Wait, let me get this straight. Not only can you get fried cheese on your sandwich, but you can also get jalapeno poppers on it too??? Where have you been all my life extremely delicious crunchy Ike’s Place cheesy goodness sandwich?
- Price: $9.99
- Where is it Available: Available at most locations
- How to Order: Order by name
Mills Vikings
Halal chicken, Ike’s red pesto, ranch dressing, and Pepper Jack cheese.
Holla at this local high school and order this Halal chicken sandwich. Go Vikings!
- Price: $9.99
- Where is it Available: Available at most locations
- How to Order: Order by name
Cowboy Curtis
Pastrami, homemade poppy seed coleslaw, BBQ sauce, and cheddar cheese.
Nothing says Pee Wee’s Playhouse like Cowboy Curtis. If you were raised in the 80s, this sandwich is automatically in your dining destiny. If not, consider yourself lucky to not have seen this creepy kid’s show.
- Price: $9.99
- Where is it Available: Available at most locations
- How to Order: Order by name
Jim Harbaugh
Chicken, sweet chili sauce, avocado, and Pepper Jack cheese.
HELLO football fanatics! This sweet and spicy sandwich is the perfect touchdown meal for anyone with taste buds.
Heads up, you don’t have to be from Michigan to enjoy this sandwich creation.
- Price: Not Available
- Where is it Available: Stanford Exclusive
- How to Order: Order by name
If I Were Straight
Roast beef, mozzarella sticks, mushrooms, avocado, and Swiss cheese.
What’s with all the labels, questions and philosophizing, Ike’s Place? If you like to ponder, “What if’s” Ike’s is your place to eat.
- Price: $12.21
- Where is it Available: Available at most locations
- How to Order: Order by name
If I Were Cute!
Halal chicken, mozzarella sticks, bacon, pesto, ranch, cheddar cheese.
If I wanted to stay cute, I wouldn’t be eating this extremely saucy, messy sandwich. This monstrosity is not for those who are faint of heart and don’t want to get downright dirty.
Your loss, staying cute worriers. But hey, I still think I’m confidently cute with my sauce stained shirt.
- Price: $9.99
- Where is it Available: Available at most locations
- How to Order: Order by name
Do You Smell What BARACK Is Cooking?
Thinly-sliced rib eye steak, BBQ sauce, and cheddar cheese.
I like what I’m smelling here, peoples. Go out and exercise your right to vote or don’t complain.
- Price: $9.99
- Where is it Available: Available at most locations
- How to Order: Order by name
Ex-Girlfriend
Halal chicken, bacon, honey mustard, avocado, and Pepper Jack cheese.
Sometimes you just can’t let go of a good thing, whether it be YOUR ex-girlfriend or THIS Ex-Girlfriend. No one’s judging. We won’t tell anyone that you’re not over her.
SIGH
- Price: $9.99
- Where is it Available: Available at most locations
- How to Order: Order by name
Aisle 1
Roast beef, mozzarella sticks, and BBQ sauce.
I feel like they were just going for another sandwich name on this one… I can’t blame them. Ike’s Place does offer a lot of variety, so I’ll cut them some slack.
- Price: $9.99
- Where is it Available: Available at most locations
- How to Order: Order by name
Jose Canseco
Turkey, bacon, Caesar, and Pepper Jack cheese.
Ike’s hit a homerun with this tasty treat. Get it? Yeah it’s cheesy, I know, but so is this sandwich.
- Price: $8.98
- Where is it Available: Available at most locations
- How to Order: Order by name
756
Turkey, bacon, avocado, and Swiss cheese.
This so-so imagination, in both name and flavor, is sadly leaving me lacking for more.
- Price: $9.99
- Where is it Available: Available at most locations
- How to Order: Order by name
Hot Date 4 Hire
Thinly-sliced rib eye steak, stuffed jalapeño poppers, and extra-dirty sauce.
Things are getting hot in here!
Oooh la la! Is this a sandwich or a proposition? Wait, can I have both?
- Price: $11.11
- Where is it Available: Available at most locations
- How to Order: Order by name
Randy Hahn
Ham, dirty sauce, and cheddar cheese.
There’s no “ice” skating around this one. Hahn Ike’s Place sandwich commendations’ are always welcome, and I will not Shark Tank his ideas.
- Price: $8.98
- Where is it Available: Available at most locations
- How to Order: Order by name
Ex-Roommate
Halal chicken, bacon, marinated artichoke hearts, Caesar, and Provolone cheese.
I feel like Ike has a lot of broken relationships in his life, or at least mentions ex’s in many of his sandwiches.
Ike do you need a hug? If so, CA is the friendliest state there is, so you’re in good hands.
- Price: $9.99
- Where is it Available: Available at most locations
- How to Order: Order by name
Material Boy
Ham, honey mustard, mushrooms, and Havarti cheese.
Ode to Madonna from a fellow fan, in a gender reversal material world. I’m feeling ya Ike.
- Price: $9.99
- Where is it Available: Available at most locations
- How to Order: Order by name
Clint Eastwood
Roast beef, Ike’s yellow BBQ sauce, onion rings, and Swiss cheese.
Named after the man who said, “If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.” Ah I enjoy the simplistic honesty of older generations.
This sandwich’s ingredients feel like Clint Eastwood was in the director’s chair wearing his infamous cowboy hat when this sandwich was thought up. It smells of unpretentiousness and cowboy cooking.
- Price: $12.21
- Where is it Available: Available at most locations
- How to Order: Order by name
Sexy Boy
Thinly-sliced rib eye steak, mozzarella sticks, and extra-dirty sauce.
What attention to detail, Ike. I love me some thin sliced meat combined with the perfect ratio of extra sauce.
This Sexy Boy just brought sexy back. You better watch it, JT…
- Price: $11.11
- Where is it Available: Available at most locations
- How to Order: Order by name
Mark Appel
Fried chicken, BBQ, honey mustard, real honey, cheddar, Swiss, and Pepper Jack cheeses.
This sandwich is a home run pitch, if you ask me, and even if you didn’t, I answered.
Mic drop.
- Price: $11.11
- Where is it Available: Available at most locations
- How to Order: Order by name
40 Year-Old Virgin
Chicken-fried steak, mozzarella sticks, marinara, and ranch dressing.
I bet you if the 40 year old virgin had these sandwich skills he would have been the 40 year old tantalizing, un-virgin, with a renewed V-card. What!
- Price: $13.31
- Where is it Available: Available at most locations
- How to Order: Order by name
The Palin
Halal chicken, chunky blue cheese, Buffalo wing sauce, and mozzarella sticks.
Oh, Palin, my Palin. Where is Russia?
- Price: $8.98
- Where is it Available: Salinas Exclusive
- How to Order: Order by name
John Connor
Steak, habanero, mushrooms, avocado, and mozzarella sticks.
This protein packed mammoth of a sandwich is super filling and even more supery tasty.
- Price: $13.31
- Where is it Available: Available at most locations
- How to Order: Order by name
Smashmouth
Bacon, cream cheese, and Provolone cheese.
This cream cheese sandwich can smash into my mouth. Yummola!
- Price: $8.98
- Where is it Available: Available at most locations
- How to Order: Order by name
Harvey Milk
Four kinds of grilled cheeses and mozzarella sticks.
Finally, the ultimate cheese sandwich! All of my dreams have come true.
- Price: $8.98
- Where is it Available: Available at most locations
- How to Order: Order by name
Waikiki (SF only)
Vegan turkey, pineapple, marinara, and Provolone cheese.
Oh to be in Waikiki. If you can’t take the 4 hour flight from San Fran to Hawaii, this is the next best thing that will bring you just a little bit closer to its crystal blue waters.
- Price: Price not available
- Where is it Available: San Francisco Exclusive
- How to Order: Order by name
Nacho Girl Supreme
Wild salmon burger, bacon, mushrooms, avocado, and Swiss cheese.
Don’t forget your Omega 3’s, supreme girl. This will make you grow big and tall for extra supremeness.
- Price: $12.21
- Where is it Available: Available at most locations
- How to Order: Order by name
Waluigi
Vegan meatballs, marinara, and stuffed jalapeño poppers.
All you Mario Brothers’ fans out there, this is your sandwich shout out. Holla!
- Price: $13.31
- Where is it Available: Available at most locations
- How to Order: Order by name
Bowser
Vegan meatballs, marinara, mozzarella sticks, and jalapeño poppers.
If the Waluigi is not enough to satisfy your taste buds, then the Bowser has stepped it up a notch for you, you mozzarella stick fanatic
- Price: $14.41
- Where is it Available: Available at most locations
- How to Order: Order by name
Kirsten Dunst
Vegan chicken, beer-battered mozzarella sticks, honey mustard, and avocado.
- Price: $12.21
- Where is it Available: Available at most locations
- How to Order: Order by name
Pirates of the Caribbean
Vegan chicken, zesty orange glaze, and Pepper Jack cheese.
Jack the pirate endorses this movie-wich. Just pair it with some rum to get the full movie experience.
- Price: $8.98
- Where is it Available: Available at most locations
- How to Order: Order by name
Robin Williams
Halal chicken, mushrooms, Italian dressing, and Pepper Jack cheese.
All jokes aside, this is the perfect sandwich for an amazing actor.
#Honorary #Tributes
- Price: $8.98
- Where is it Available: Mesa Exclusive
- How to Order: Order by name
M.I.L.F.
Halal Chicken Breast, Stuffed Jalapeno Poppers, Franks Red Hot sauce and ranch dressing.
This sandwich is spicy and saucy, just like your mother. Yeah, I said it.
- Price: $11.11
- Where is it Available: Available at most locations
- How to Order: Order by name
The Shawn Michaels
Thinly Sliced RibEye Steak and Mozzarella Sticks.
Believe me, you’re going to want to wrestle this sandwich. It’s definitely on the A-team.
- Price: $12.21
- Where is it Available: Available at most locations
- How to Order: Order by name
Damon Bruce on Dutch Crunch
Ribeye, onion rings, and provolone cheese.
This is not just a face, er sandwich, for radio. Experience this face-to-face.
- Price: $12.21
- Where is it Available: Available at most locations
- How to Order: Order by name
Julius Caesar Sandwich
Chicken, Caesar dressing and provolone cheese.
Beware the Ides of March. That’s March 15th for those youngins. Go read a book.
- Price: $7.97
- Where is it Available: Available at most locations
- How to Order: Order by name
We’re Just Friends
Halal Chicken Breast, Sweet Orange Glaze, Avocado, and Pepper Jack cheese.
I’d be just your friend if you’d feed me this sandwich every day. It’s totally worth the loss of you.
- Price: $9.99
- Where is it Available: Available at most locations
- How to Order: Order by name
Bear Hug
Thinly sliced ribeye steak, mushrooms, jalapeno poppers, bacon, extra jalapenos, lettuce, tomato, and extra dirty sauce.
There’s nothing better in the world than a bear hug, except for maybe a bear hug that comes in food form.
- Price: $12.21
- Where is it Available: Available at most locations
- How to Order: Order by name
Eli Manning
Halal chicken breast, zesty garlic and herb dressing, avocado, mushrooms and pepper jack and cheddar cheeses.
Go long! I think I need to have a talk with Ike. All of his sandwiches focus on men’s names. Shout out to some women. #Feminism
- Price: $11.11
- Where is it Available: Available at most locations
- How to Order: Order by name
The Adam Richman
Fried chicken cordon bleu, ham honey, pesto, and avocado.
Adam Richman vs. Adam Richman… Oh no, which one do we root for?
- Price: $11.11
- Where is it Available: Available at most locations
- How to Order: Order by name
Say Hey
Pastrami, bacon, and Swiss Cheese.
Say Heeeeeeeeeeeey, Hoooooooooo.
- Price: $8.98
- Where is it Available: Available at most locations
- How to Order: Order by name
Steve Young
All beef meatballs, bacon, marinara sauce, lettuce, tomato and Pepper Jack cheese.
Ike’s definitely has a thing for quarterbacks, and I can’t say I blame him. Enjoy this manly meat-wich.
- Price: $9.99
- Where is it Available: Available at most locations
- How to Order: Order by name
The Bella Sandwich
Avocado, Halal Chicken, Honey Mustard, and Pepper Jack cheese.
Oh ode to terrible movie Twilight. Will you ever go away?
- Price: $9.99
- Where is it Available: Available at most locations
- How to Order: Order by name
Al Bundy
Avocado, French Dressing, Gouda, Ham, and salami.
If you’re married and with children, this is your sandwich guru. Word of advice, accept mediocrity in life.
- Price: $9.99
- Where is it Available: Available at most locations
- How to Order: Order by name
Little Mermaid
Halal chicken, Pepper Jack cheese, orange zest glaze, dirty sauce, lettuce, and tomatoes.
I’m so glad this poor unfortunate soul is a part of my world… so sad… so true.
- Price: $8.98
- Where is it Available: Available at most locations
- How to Order: Order by name
SF Giants
Avocado, Bacon, Mushrooms, Swiss cheese, Turkey, and extra Dirty Sauce.
Take me to the ballgame with this meaty sandwich. I promise, I won’t want you to buy me some Cracker Jacks after this mega meal.
- Price: $11.11
- Where is it Available: Available at most locations
- How to Order: Order by name
Change
BBQ, Beer Battered Onion Rings, Gouda, and thinly sliced ribeye.
Please don’t change this perfect sandwich.
- Price: $11.11
- Where is it Available: Available at most locations
- How to Order: Order by name
The Lincecum
Avocado, Bacon, Ham, Havarti, and Turkey.
Super freaky sandwich for “the Freak” of freaks.
- Price: $9.99
- Where is it Available: Available at most locations
- How to Order: Order by name
Jim Rome
Turkey, Ike’s red pesto, avocado and cheddar cheese.
Hey, when in Rome…
- Price: $9.99
- Where is it Available: Available at most locations
- How to Order: Order by name
The 49er
Halal chicken, buffalo wing sauce, honey mustard and cheddar cheese.
You definitely need to put this sandwich on your roster.
- Price: $8.98
- Where is it Available: Available at most locations
- How to Order: Order by name
Don’t ‘F’ with Elvis Kieth
Halal Chicken, Swiss cheese, Teriyaki, Wasabi Mayo, and grilled mushrooms.
Feisty food names. I like it.
I can guarantee the tastes packs as much punch as the name does.
- Price: $9.99
- Where is it Available: Available at most locations
- How to Order: Order by name
Elvis Kreep
Halal chicken, bacon, yellow BBQ, ranch, and Jack cheese
So I Kreep, yeah, TLC shout out going on. Oh my.
- Price:$9.99
- Where is it Available: Available at most locations
- How to Order: Order by name
Enjoy Ike’s Place Secret Menu
You won’t be getting Ike’s Place confused with Pike’s Place any time soon. This sandwich establishment has certainly created a brand of its own.
This savory sandwich venue doesn’t leave anyone wanting when it comes to sandwich cravings, and there’s enough variety, that, I don’t care who you are, you’re not leaving Las Vegas, er San Fran, hungry when you stop here.
