McDonald’s is a constantly evolving chain. When I was little, it was all about the playgrounds and that creepy clown, with his sidekick, the Hamburgler.
The height of sophistication was having a McDonald’s birthday party. If you were born in the 80s and missed out on attending one of these events, you were very deprived my friend.
There was something very special about ordering your chicken nugget or hamburger Happy Meal, and being handed your food neatly wrapped in its own cute little box with an M shaped handle. Kids have no idea what they’re missing today.
Now, Mickey D’s is more menu-focused, and has continued to market its food efficiency, hence fast food. If consistency is your friend, then look no further than McDonald’s “or MacDonalds” as we call it in the South.
Full list of McDonald’s Secret Menu Items
Two Cheeseburger meal
- Price: $4.69
- Where is it Available?: All locations
- How do I order?: By name
This was on McDonald’s old menu, and my personal fave. You cannot ask for a more perfect meat to cheese ratio. The cheese is almost as thick as the meat, which is just the way I like it
This meal comes with two cheeseburgers, fries and a drink.
Add an egg on your burger
- Price: Round egg: $1.19, Folded egg: $1.59, Scrambled egg: $1.59, Egg whites: $1.59
- Where is it Available?: All locations
- How do I order?: Specify type of egg: round egg, folded egg, scrambled egg, or egg whites.
If you are all about that protein, then McDonald’s has you covered. You can order an egg to be added to any one of your burgers.
Just ask sweetly and specify the type of egg. Too bad over easy isn’t on the list. I, personally, think this is the best choice for a burger, but alas, they do offer FOUR other kinds of eggs, which for fast-food, isn’t too shabby.
All American
- Price: $1.00
- Where is it Available?: All locations
- How do I order?: Order this by name.
This order is for those that love the simple things in life, or for those that are counting their pennies. It’s a beef patty, ketchup and pickles burger.
I’d miss the cheese….
Big McChicken
- Price: $6.99 (if you use a Big Mac), $4.00 (if you use a McDouble)
- Where is it Available?: All locations
- How do I order?: Big Mac or McDouble, add three McChickens, no bun. Basically you’re replacing the buns with McChickens.
This McChicken is McCrazy, but sometimes you just got to be a little crazy.
If you are feeling loco this day, be a rebel and order this big guy. All meat and no bread. Sounds very messy. Don’t forget to ask for a fork and knife.
Biscuits & Gravy
- Price: $1.99
- Where is it Available?: Limited locations
- How do I order?: Ask for it by name
If you live in the South, which I do, you are probably already in love with Biscuits and gravy. This is one of my favorite food staples.
If you order this, you will receive one open-faced biscuit slathered with creamy white gravy on each side. Yummy, yummy in my tummy.
Get your fork and knife ready, because this is not for the faint of heart.
Chicken Cordon Bleu McMuffin
- Price: $4.69
- Where is it Available?: All locations
- How do I order?: Order an egg McMuffin with an Original McChicken patty or Spicy McChicken patty.
Bonjour, mon cheri. You must be feeling French fancy today.
This order comes with fried chicken, Canadian bacon, a round egg and cheese all loaded on top of an English Muffin.
May I suggest a packet of grape jelly to go with this, for those that love sweet and savory combos?
Chicken McGriddle
- Price: $2.49 (with cheese), $3.99 (with bacon, egg and cheese)
- Where is it Available?: All locations
- How do I order?: Specify what you want on your McGriddle cakes.
In this order, the chicken subs for the sausage, egg or bacon. You get your choice. Fabulous!
Sometimes you just want chicken with your breakfast. This is for you, my little friend.
Cinnamon Melt a la Mode
- Price: $2.99
- Where is it Available?: Most locations
- How do I order?: Order Cinnamon melts with a serving of ice cream on top. Or… order a vanilla ice cream cone and cinnamon melts and put the two together how you like it.
Craving something doughy, but also want ice cream? Let’s play around with the textures and order both.
This sticky bun snack topped with vanilla ice cream is the cat’s pajamas. No, I’m not 80.
Fries with Big Mac Sauce
- Price: usually free
- Where is it Available?: All locations
- How do I order?: Ask for a side of Big Mac Sauce when you order your fries
I’m definitely a sauce person. If you have a great signature sauce, I’m going to want to dip everything dippable into that sauce and put it in my mouth.
McDonald’s signature Big Mac Sauce is no exception. If you like Thousand Island dressing, you’re likely to like this sauce. They are similar in nature.
Grilled Cheese
- Price: $0.99
- Where is it Available?: All locations
- How do I order?: Ask for it by name
If you’re having a boring day, and we all do, this is your go-to order. This is just grilled buns with cheese. That’s it.
Nothing fancy, but sometimes, you just want bread and cheese. Maybe it’s meatless Monday.
No worries. McDonald’s has you covered with this simple dish.
Hash Browns McMuffin
- Price: $2.59
- Where is it Available?: All locations
- How do I order?: It’s best to order the hash browns on the side and assemble this yourself.
This mashup is hash browns on specified breakfast sandwich. Sometimes you just want all the flavors in one bite, and there’s no stopping you.
Land, Sea and Air Burger
- Price: $8.49(if you use a Big Mac), $5.49 (if you use a McDouble)
- Where is it Available?: All locations
- How do I order?: Order a Big Mac (or McDouble), a Filet O Fish and a McChicken sandwich and assemble this baby.
Do you want fish? No wait, I want chicken. Well maybe I want beef. Look, if making this decision is too difficult for you today, this is your order.
Some days you don’t want this or that – you want this AND that. Why not order it all and satisfy your taste buds?
This would not be my preference, but more power to you.
Mc10:35
- Price: $3.49
- Where is it Available?: All locations
- How do I order?: Order an Egg McMuffin and a McDouble (no buns). Put the McDouble patties with cheese onto your Egg McMuffin sandwich.
Breakfast or lunch? Sometimes, you just want both.
This order is for you. It’s a breakfast lunch sandwich. Brunch you say? Oh no. This is so much more than that. Try it for yourself.
McBrunch Burger
- Price: $4.59
- Where is it Available?: Limited availability
- How do I order?: Order a jalapeno McDouble with a round egg and hash browns.
A McBrunch Burger is complete with white cheddar cheese, two patties, jalapenos, a round egg, and hash browns, all loaded onto your brunch sandwich of champions.
Be warned. A limited breakfast menu is served all day, so you may not be able to get the hash browns all day.
McCrepe
- Price: $3.49
- Where is it Available?: All locations
- How do I order?: Order hot cakes and a yogurt parfait and assemble the parfait into a folded hot cake.
McDonald’s you are tricky. You have French fries, but is it really a French crepe you say?
No, but it’s the next best thing to make you think you’re in France for a morning. Just order hot cakes and delicately spoon your yogurt parfait into this. Food never looked so good.
McDonalds Dipping Sauces
- Price: Free (unless you’re trying to supply your household, and then they may charge for extras)
- Where is it Available?: Most locations
- How do I order?: Ask for the following sauces of your choice:
- Chipotle BBQ
- Creamy Ranch
- Honey Mustard
- Hot Mustard
- Spicy Buffalo
- Sweet Chili
- Sweet & Sour
- Tangy BBQ
I am not all about that bass, but I am all about the basics, and to me, that’s all in the sauce. I dip EVERYTHING in sauce, everywhere I go. It’s the best part.
My favorite is dipping the fries in the Sweet & Sour sauce. That salty tangy combination is what’s happening, people.
McGangbang
- Price: $2.00
- Where is it Available?: All locations
- How do I order?: Order a McDouble and a McChicken. Place the McChicken in the middle of the McDouble patties.
Ummmm, can we all just agree to change the name on this one? You’re going to be looked at funny if you’re ordering this in front of the wrong, er right, crew.
This is offensively delicious, and it satisfies your indecisive cravings, offensively, of course. Thug life is for real, y’all.
McKinley Mac
- Price: $4.49
- Where is it Available?: Limited locations
- How do I order?: Ask for a Big Mac with Quarter Pound patties instead of the smaller patties.
If a Big Mac doesn’t pack enough meat for you, step it up a notch with this clever tweak. Trade those measly Big Mac patties with manly, or womanly, Quarter Pounder patties. Now that’s a sandwich.
McLeprechaun Shake
- Price: $1.99 small, $2.49 medium, $2.89 large
- Where is it Available?: Limited locations
- How do I order?: Half chocolate shake. Half shamrock shake. Blend together.
I would order this just for the name. And it tastes better than a pot of gold.
Monster Mac
- Price: $6.49
- Where is it Available?: All locations
- How do I order?: Order a Big Mac with eight beef patties. It will cost extra if you want eight slices of cheese to match.
Wow! This is a food challenge.
That seems like a lot of meat taste for one bite.
Neapolitan Shake
- Price: $1.99 small, $2.49 medium, $2.89 large
- Where is it Available?: All locations
- How do I order?: Order this by name
This shake is equal parts strawberry, vanilla and chocolate ice cream. This is for the torn, the indecisive.
Pie McFlurry
- Price: $2.69 Snack Size, $3.39 Regular
- Where is it Available?: All locations
- How do I order?: Ask if they will blend a pie into your McFlurry. They may say no, since it might contaminate foods for those with gluten allergies. If they do, alas, you will have to mix it yourself. But it’s so worth the effort to have a taste of pie goodness mixed with your McFlurry.
Poor Man’s Big Mac
- Price: $1.49
- Where is it Available?: All locations
- How do I order?: Ask for a McDouble, add lettuce and Big Mac Sauce, take away ketchup and mustard.
This seems like a complicated order, but worth the extra specifications. Once you bite into this, you will realize you’ve created the perfect bite.
Root Beer Float
- Price: $1.99
- Where is it Available?: Limited locations
- How do I order?: Order by name or ask for ice cream in your root beer.
Just like the Coke Float but with Root Beer instead of Coke. This is a deliciously refreshing combo.
Strawberry Eggnog Shake
- Price: $1.99 small, $2.49 medium, $2.89 large
- Where is it Available?: limited locations in December
- How do I order?: half strawberry shake blended with half eggnog shake
Ooooh this sounds delightful! It’s a taste of both summer and Christmas.
Enjoy McDonald’s Secret Menu
Now that you have the power of knowledge, use it for the good of mankind and order wisely. I can’t wait to taste these conglomerate of sandwiches dipped in the Big Mac sauce.
